I have a bladder infection. Frequency, pain, blood.
In all the sex I’ve had these last 8 months (and it has been A LOT), I have somehow avoided any STIs, yeast infections or UTIs. But of course, it’s my five year anniversary and I have been hit with a severe fucking UTI.
G said this was just me being punished for all that extramarital sex. She’s probably right – god is likely a vindictive bitch.
Luckily, Spouse finally put his degree to use and called in an antibiotic for me.